Currently my 1 year old is screeching loudly on the approach of any object that gets in his way with his walker the sqm of our upstairs is not massive so he is basically screeching non stop.  My 2 year old is having a melt down in the bathroom because the 1 year old tried to enter.  Before that he was having a melt down because he could not find his cardboard crown, give me strength please.  To top it off I have had a very angry lady call my mobile demanding I return her phone.  I tried to tell her she had typed in the wrong number but she assumed I was a caught out thief! I hung up, of course which strengthen her belief I really was a phone thief, and she pressed redial and called me again to give me more abuse.  Word has obviously spread that I am not to be trusted after I was caught stealing an apple from a supermarket the other day (totally not my fault it was my 2 year old’s honest).  Felt a little sorry for her she mistyped a 0 for a 7.

It is currently feeding time at the zoo so things are going to get worse if I don’t finish this and get to it later gaters x